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The Quest For A Pet Hamster: Part Three Enemy Candy!

stare Hmmm........now my map ,that i somehow got in part two, tell me to go to Candy Land of Death next......
exclaim Warning do not enter the Candy Land of Death! It causes death, partial death, mild death with insomnia, death with a pet rabbit, or heartburn!
stare Hmm.this sign says to obviously enter here since it so safe.........i should listen to the sign!
burning_eyes Aaaaaahhhhh! Dont eat the candy!!! I t will kill you!
stare Hmmm....something tells me your lying, so i wont listen, ~ eats candy cane~.....see nothing bad happeni-
*suddenly turns into an evil chihuahua*
twisted See this is obviously safe!
*turns back*
stare You were just jealous because i'm on my way to buy a ninja hamster that i just now decided to name it a ninja, then i shall call him.....Puffin!
burning_eyes Waaaaaaaaaah! You are so right about me being jealous! I'm going to go home and cry myself to sleep next to my dead pet unicorn ,Bob!
stare Good luck with that.......

Will our hero ever get his pet ninja hamster?! Willl he ever be named Puffin?! Will the burning man cry himself to sleep?! Find out WHen I'm Done eating and decide to write again!