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The Quest For A Pet Hamster: Part Five, A Thousands Years Of Death!

stare ok, now in order to waste time and get a glass of water, i must go through the Tree of Infinate Light Bulbs..........sounds like a bright idea...hehehehe i made a funny...
idea #1: Boo! your jokes are not funny! You should use jokes that actually make the reader laugh not barf....
idea #2: Yes! I highly agree your jiokes are too boring! What do you want here?
stare Oh, so now you criticize my jokes then ask what im doing here? Well i dont think i want to answer! now leave me at once you light bulbs are are burning my eyes!
idea #1: Oh, sorry we cant help that we have to provide light for you ungreatfull people!
idea #3: Yeah, we work our electrical butts off and you dont even appreciate it!
stare Huh, what did you say? Sorry wasnt caring to pay attention, well i'm going to leave you ungreatfull lights and look for some water so that i can head back to where i just came from to buy a ninja hamster named Puffin.....or maybe Julia if its a girl...

Will the annoying, yet reasonable, light bulbs quit complaining?! Will i ever get paid for typing these?! And will the hamster be a girl named Julia?! Find out in the next chapter, of the next issue, next month!!! Or sooner!