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The Quest For A Pet Hamster: The End Of Castlevania!

~old fashioned soap opera music plays~
"Last Time On Potato King of Fairies, our Hero was risking his life to save a blood thirsty popcorn kernel from eating a leprachaun!"
dramallama Give me your money!
stare ~whispers~ We're not doing that skit!
dramallama oh...well then..um...is it the one about Shoopuffs?
stare No...it is the one where we end the series but we don't tell the readers that we're ending the series on this exact episode...
dramallama well..um....*cough* I shall be your gangsta-licious little hamster!
stare You're not much of a hamster, you look more like a fire breathing eskimo who just lost his cell phone....
dramallama Of course i'm a hamster! Just look at the cute face that all hamsters have and eskimos don't!
stare Your face looks like a blanket of dirty socks....so i guess you are a hamster!
dramallama Yep, Thats what i have mathematically calculated from my english homework!
stare What?! You got homework on a Transyvanian holiday??!!
dramallama Beep Boop Bop!
stare You poor, eskimo hamster! I shall adopt you and name you Cinderella!!


And so he did! This concludes the awesome story between a penguin and his lost puppy! Thank you to all and to all a good french fry!