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The Quest For A Pet Hamster Part SEVEN-ELEVEN: How Much Wood Can You Chuck?

stare My guest of inable-ability seems to have me quite cornfluxed.
redface May i ask why you are talking to yourself as if people were reading your every word, sir?
stare SHAH! begone annoying person who wouldnt give me my teddy bears in Part Six! *FWAP!*
redface Noo!! you Fwapped me! now i must go home and cry while watching re-runs of Killer Pikachu! Boohoo!
stare Well that was kinda easy......now what was my next journey-ous obstacle?
scream HEY! You want to buy some chocolate!? Its chocolate free!!!
stare Hmm....i must not let these stupid random people distract me from my mission.
scream Fine I see how it is!! Just for ignoring me I'm going to follow you until the comic ends!
stare But thats only for one more issue!! Fine i shal buy your chocolate free chocolate! then I'm going to skip the next obstacle and just get my hamster!!!
scream I have a hamster! you want him?!
stare Hmm...seeing how my quest is pointless and this may be my only opportunity to accept chocolate and a hamster...I'm going to say........YES! DUH! Now i can go home and start my job as a super model!
scream Ok heres your hamster and chocolate free chocolate!
dramallama Moo!!
stare Whats this?!

Is this really a hamster that our main emoticon has recieved?! Does it seem like the story has gotten longer?!! Are you enjoying the series?! Find out next time on "Passion Fruit Extravaganza"!!