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This is a story of school and comedy put together. Just like the Cat Face series, this one will be hillarious and make orphans everywhere happy. The characters are Jesus (looks like Mr. T), Crap Face (a girl from school who blasphemies about her religion and is shaped like a deformed potato), and some orhpans (who are represented as me and my other friends who suffer from Crap Face's wrath everyday. 3nodding ). I may add new character's in newer issues later. Just to be clear, this is not copywrithing Cat Face, it is putting a similar idea with a different storyline. Also please note that i am a devoted Christian and am not putting down my religion at all, this is just what the person at school acts like all the time and im trying to add humor. Please enjoy!

Crap Face Ep. 1: BJesus Saves An Orphan.
~Crap Face! She's got a big crap face. With the body of crap and the face of crap. And she brags through the air because she's got a crap face. Crap Face!~

"Crap Face was being a douche to some innocent orphan"

twisted Crap Face: Give me all your money!

redface Orphan 1: But im poor and just want to be loved.

twisted Crap Face: I don't give a damn about your love! Give me your lunch money!

redface Orphan 1: Please leave me alone or I'll call Jesus on you.

twisted Crap Face: I don't believe in such things, even though i am a better Christian than you.

*Jesus arrives and the orphanage explodes into flames from his awesome-ness, leaving the orphan crying*
cool Jesus: b***h, you be on crack!

twisted Crap Face: Who the Hell are you? hehe get it it? Hell? hehe

cool Jesus: Mo-Fo I be the one and only BJesus of Hepsibah! Just like Larry the Cable Guy says!

twisted Crap Face: You are silly, I am going to go back to Hell now okay?

"So Crap Face went back to Hell with the orphan's money."

twisted What?!!! This is nothing but buttons and dirt!

"Silly Crap Face!"

twisted Crap Face: Remember kids, be an athiest because I am!

~Crap Face!~