• "Thine eyes are duller then dung, thoust hair the color of a mouse's behind, the teeth in thine's mouth is yellower then egg yolk, and thy's cheeks are always painted an embaressing tomato red, I fine myself staring at the homeliness thou art, and wonder what you hide behind the unsightly mask. I dream of thee breaking mirrors constantly and making little ones cry. Your hair is like dirty cords knoted in every which way, your chest awful flat, your breath smells of manure, and your eyes are much too far apart. Your father detests you, and your mother is horrified. Your stomach is round, and yourlegs are thick with waves and dips in your skin. Your skin is splotcy and acne ridden. Thou knowest all this. Oh and how could I forget, your vocie is that of a squealing pig, your laugh reminds me of a donkey and your cries make my ears bleed. Yet though I see all of this thine are mine and I will love thee for ever more," William said. Katerina looked at him dumbfounded and throughly confused. Lord knows she was not the prettiest girl but what William described just made her sound like a horse. She could understand the things about her vocie even to her it got at her last nerve, and she rarely laughed because of the stupidity of her laugh. She looked at him and then finally found her vocie.
    "William, your blind, you have never seen me."
    "But I have felt you up and down my dear."
    "Um William I must tell you in the closet is wasn't me, but my maid Lucinda, and how would you know of the colors on my person."
    "I have heard tell, my dear and now I must go out of embaressment."
    katerina looked at him as he walked off, what a jerk she thought, then he ran into a pole.