• 1. Walk up to him, take a HUGE breath and say: "Are you Kira?" keep holding it, when he says no, say it twice, faster. Repeat until you're saying: "AreyouKiraareyouKiraareyouKira...?"

    2. Say that Kira sucks loudly in his ear.

    3. Ask if he haves a good time with L.

    4. If he says yes or no say that you got that idea from the screams your heard last night.

    5 .If he tries to argue with you say lovers love to say they weren't having "fun" when they are new to relationships.

    6. Ask Ryuk to follow you today then take parts of the deathnote and hand out flyers of it to everyone saying look behind you.

    7. When L ask what happend say Light did it.

    8. Shout 'OMG KIRA!' really loudly whenever he comes by.

    9. Say Mello is his true girlfriend than Misa.

    10. Replace his Death Note with a hot pink notebook covered in flower stickers. Tell him it suits his personality much better.

    11. B-i-t-c-h slap him and yell " I LOVED YOU KIRA!!! AND YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH L!?"

    12. Chain him to Misa's bed. Need I say more?

    13. Go up to him and ask him what dress he will wear for his wedding with L?

    14. If he tries to write your name in the Death Note, bump his arm every time he starts to write.

    15. Burn all the deathnotes that were in all the series.

    16. Tell him you have proof that he's gay

    17. If he ask say hes name is spelled Im a Gay backwards.

    18. Lock him in a room with only a televison and keep showing him Misa Misa commercials.

    19. Buy over 100 Misa plushies and put them all over his room.

    20. Dye his hair pink and put him in a maids outfit.

    21. Send him to L in that too.

    22. Tell Light that he sux at spelling

    23. Push him over a pole into a river and yell "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DOING THAT TO RAYE'S WIFE YAH BAST**D!"

    24. Give him Chocolates on valentines day and say its a special gift from L and that he wants to meet him tonight.

    25. Read to him L X Light manga and post it around L's headquaters.

    26. When he tries to take them down tackle him and say "hes trying to hide the proof!"

    27. If he kills you, pop up at the end like L did in the anime and laugh in his face saying " YEAH B-I-T-C-H!!! THAT'S WHAT YOUR a** GET!!! OHHH WACHAAA!!!"

    28. Say that Kira is mental

    29. Tell Misa that he wants to marry her.

    30. Take pictures of him dead and sell them on E-Bay.