• tab In the land of Chan Land there is a man who actually wasn't a man. This man who is not really a man had a name, that name is Isopropyl. Isopropyl was a eccentric man that wasn't a man, though you could say he isn't eccentric but you would be wrong but actually you would be right because the definition of eccentric is subjective. Isopropyl liked to add unnecessary things in his sentences much like this story. Unless you think that it is necessary to add unnecessary things to a sentence but if it's necessary to be unnecessary then that means you probably divided by zero, now why would you go and do something like that?
    tab Isopropyl was walking along in the way he walked, but sometimes every few seconds he would walk in a way that he didn't usually walk. He was walking to a library so he could do research on how to make this story make sense, though he failed he knew there was a ending that would give this story some explanation, unless there wasn't, but there is, I know there is. He walked home in a sad yet still very eccentric and random way. As he walked he passed by many homeless people. But to Isopropyl they look like pepper jack cheese, but they weren't pepper jack cheese nor were they homeless people, they were lit candles that had words carved into them. The words were, "Fear the delusional dairy." Isopropyl thought it was just a joke so he ignored the candles.
    tab When Isopropyl got home he sat down on his couch and said, "I wonder if I need to make Potassium Chlorate today, I never know if I have to but I actually might know, but if I did know I wouldn't be thinking about it because I already know it. I feel like eating cheese." Isopropyl got up in the way that only an eccentric man but really not a man could, by stand up. I bet you were expecting something completely ridiculous there weren't you? But you were wrong, unless you weren't expecting something ridiculous but you probably weren't because this story is ridiculous. When he got up he went and went until he came. He came to his fridge which contained a delicious block of pepper jack cheese.
    tab Isopropyl grab the cheese, went back to his couch and was prepared to eat this amazing cheese. As he ate it he realized it actually wasn't pepper jack cheese, it was actually a lit candle. Because Isopropyl is Isopropyl, when the flame of the candle touched him he bursted into flames. Because he actually wasn't a human, he was actually Isopropyl Alcohol. You would have know that if you remembered the part where I said he was a man who wasn't actually a man. But you weren't paying attention to that part because you though it made no sense. And if you paid attention in your chemistry class you would know that Isopropyl Alcohol is very flammable. So the moral of the story is don't have too much free time because you'll end up writing things like this. But maybe you should have too much free time because this story is amazing.