• The Paper Series, Part 1,
    Meeting Sky

    Leaf and Zazzin, two Irkens with their units, Cow and Chaos are in a field

    Leaf: Zazzin, what are your plans for this week?
    Zazzin: Well, I thought we were going to the Kitten Star planet.
    Leaf: *embarrassed* Oh yeah...
    Cow: Yay, Kitten Stars!
    Zazzin: *smiles at Cow*
    Chaos: Zazzin, I.... I believe that something is approaching.
    Leaf: Hmm?
    All: *look into the sky*
    Zazzin: Nothing?
    Chaos: No....
    Leaf: I don't see why we should be worried---
    *loud boom interupts*
    *awkward silence*
    Leaf: I suppose we should check that out?
    Chaos: *nods*
    Cow: Everyone to the ship!
    *everyone gets on, and Cow proceeds to fly in the wrong direction*
    Leaf: Isn't it that way?
    Cow: Oooohhhh yeeeeaah *turns ship around*
    ..............................................................................................................................................
    Leaf: Hey! Look down there!
    Zazzin: What is that thing with the blue fur on it's head?
    Cow: *lands ship*
    *everyone gets off ship*
    Person: Who are you?!?!
    Leaf: Leaf
    Zazzin: Zazzin
    Cow: Cow!
    Zazzin: and that's Chaos. *points at Chaos*
    Person:.................
    Leaf: What's your name?
    Person: My name is Sky. Take me to a planet called Earth or I will destroy you.
    Zazzin: That was rude!
    Leaf: What is your business on Earth?
    Sky: I want to destroy it.
    Leaf: Well then, come on!
    Cow: Ooh, can I drive the ship, can I drive the ship?
    Leaf: Fine.

    And that is part 1.