• Me: OMJ, hai hai! I"m back! whee I'll tell ya what happened at the end of this chapter.
    Reader: Get on with the story!
    Me: May the power of Jashin compel you, foolish mortal!
    TO TEH STORY~~~

    Sasori, Hidan, Deidara, & I: *on couch watching TV*
    *DOOR BELL RINGS*
    S, H, D, & I: *ignores*
    *RINGS AGAIN*
    S, H, D, & I: *still ignoring*
    *RINGING REPEATEDLY*
    Me: Jashin, dammit! Hidan, get the door!
    Hidan: Why do---
    Me: DO IT.
    Hidan: *gets up and mutters* Fine, sonofabiitch. *opens door*
    Girl(atdoor): Hey, can I----
    HIdan: No. *slams door and continues watching TV*
    Deidara: Who was that?
    Hidan: Some hobo.
    Me: Seriouslly? 6th one this week.
    *still doorbelling*
    Me: That's it. Danna, where's my gun.
    Sasori: *gets up*
    Deidara: Danna, sit down!
    Sasori: *sits down*
    Me: Get up!
    Sasori: *gets up*
    Deidara: Sit down! Mazumi, you tell him to stand up I'm gonna take away Mr. NinjaRainbowTacoUnicorn.
    Me: *gasps* You b!tch!
    Deidara: *Grins, then goes to door and opens*
    Girl: Hello, may I join the akatsuki?
    Deidara: Come in. (thinking): She's kinda cute...
    Me: *sees 'girl'* Omj... SASORI, GUN!
    Sasori: *gives gun*
    Deidara: Zumi, she just wants to join the akatsuki.
    Me: That's Kabuto, baka!
    Deidara: What the---- *pukes on Tobi*
    Tobi: AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! PARTICALS FILLED WITH BACTERIA!!!!! AGHHHHH!!!!! *runs around in cicles*
    Kabuto: *takes off ribbons in hair* You'll never defeat me! Never---
    Me: *shoots*
    Hidan, Sasori, & I (Dei-kun is busy puking): *continue watching tv*

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    Due to lameness and shortness of that supposed chatper, I'm making a new one.
    To TEH NEW STOREH~~~~~

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    Pein: I have an anouncement, everyone!
    Kakuzu: We're robbing a bank?????
    Pein: No.
    Deidara: We're going to Sasori's room????!
    Sasori: What?
    Deidara: NOTHING.
    Me: Dei-kun, you told me you weren't gay!
    Pein: Er...no.
    Konan: You're going have a baby with meh?!
    Pein: KONAN, NOT RIGHT NOW!
    Hidan: Then what is it?
    Pein: We will be joining the ninja games.
    Kisame: What's that?
    Tobi: TOBI KNOWS! TOBI KNOWS!
    Pein: What is it, Tobi? =.=
    Tobi: The ninja games are a battle to win the prize of $100,000,000,000,000,000,000 and you can have anything you want (only one thing) for each member of the team. There are usually 3 teams for the ninja games and 10 people on each team. There are 9 challenges for the whole ninja games and the team who has the most points at the end, wins.
    Us: *shocked by Tobi's logical explanation*
    Pein: The ninja games are exactly three weeks from now, so we must train hard! Questions?
    Kisame: Who will we be against?
    Pein: The Konohas and the gaywads.
    Sasori: Gaywads...?
    Itachi: Orochimaru's team.
    Sasori: Ohhhhhh.
    Hidan: Let's whoop their @$$3$!
    Me: OH YEAH!
    Hidan & I: *handshake* PWN!
    Others: *sweat drop*
    Pein: We will start training tomorow.
    Next Day, 3:00a.m.~~~
    Pein: WAKE UP, B1TCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Others in Akatsuki: *screaming bloody murder*
    Akatsuki: *walk into living room in pajamas*
    Deidara: Why do we have to wake up this early, un? (WHOO! ADDING THE UN'S!)
    Pein: We need to wake up early for our training.
    Me: Nii-san, you bakayaro. =.=
    Itachi: *shaking Pein's shoulders aggresively* ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, WOMAN???!!! WAKING UP THIS FRAGGN' EARLY IN THE MORNING????!!!!!!!!!! DUMB B1TCH!!!!! ARE YOU TRYING----
    Kisame: *shoots tranquilizer into Itachi*
    Hidan: See, Leader-sama?! That's what happens when you wake us up THAT early!
    Pein: Fine, go back to sleep. I'll wake you up later.
    Us: *go back to sleep*
    (Just for the boredom~...)
    Me: *activates magical spell thingy that makes you go into other people's dreams freely (american dragon, no? razz )* *goes into Deidara's dream*
    Deidara: *in a pink little dress skipping through a valley of flowers* I feel pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!~~~
    Me: *gets out phone and video tapes it* Dei-kun, you liar. You are gay. *after video taping, goes into Hidan's dream*
    Hidan: *swimming in a pool of beer* WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
    Me: Lucky!
    Hidan: *is drunk* Then join meh, Mazu-chan! We can have some fun...
    Me: *goes to Sasori's dream*
    Deidara: *writing on chalk board: 'Art is forever' repeatedly while crying*
    Sasori: KEEP WRITING! twisted
    Me: Danna, you b!tch! D:<
    Sasori: *dips me* You're mine, and not Deidara's anymore... >;D
    Me: *throws termites at him*
    Sasori: Son of a---
    Me: *Goes to Tobi's dream* *sees a buring city, a dead Itachi, dark sky*
    Tobi (in Madara form, has mask off): Hallo, Mazumi-chan! Lovely, isn't it?
    Me: Hey, Madara. Nice place.
    Tobi: It's so pretty, Zumi-chan!!!! But I'm bored...
    Me: Wanna go to Hidan's dream? Free beer.
    Tobi: Let's roll.

    To be continued...

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    Me: Hey, hey! Didja like it? That dream adventure was just a little thing to add. It doesn't really connect with the story line. I was gone last week 'cause I was grounded. crying EL-chan was being a bad girl. twisted Anyway...my right hand's middle finger is swollen and I show it to people (heheheh. I'm flickin' them off). Crap, I miss my friends and I'm having some bad luck. First I accidently forgot to take back my good luck kitten (I told my friend to hold it, then forgot to take it back. Last day, no more getting kitty back), then lost my glasses (found them!), and now looking for my phone (currently looking for it). I want my kitten back! crying So...yeah. My apologies for the first story up there. Please rate and comment! (if you think it sucks, then just leave.)