• Chapter 1~!

    Cute Bunny Cakes?!
    (Kawaī usagi no kēki?!)


    ~A handsome boy with jet black hair and warm brown eyes stands in front of a beautiful private school, talking (rather awkwardly) to a beautiful girl with long, brown hair and dark brown eyes. The boy is tall and lanky, looking strange in his school uniform. The girl however, is petite and curvy, and looking very annoyed.~


    "Hana...I just don't think it's working out...It's not that I don't love you or anything but-" Hana started to daydream as her new ex-boyfriend took time to explain the breakup. Wonder if Natt-chan cooked something today...Hmmm.... Soon she grew bored as Naoya struggled to talk. "Nao-kun, it's okay. It was fun while it lasted right? See you around~!", she smiled and flipped her backpack over her shoulder. "Hana! Wait, uhm!" Impatiently, Hana turned around and put a hand on her hip. "Y-you don't look upset...Was I that bad of a boyfriend?", he murmured dejectedly. "Nao-kun, everyone needs to move on. If you wanna let go then let go. I have dinner to eat." And with that, our heroine walked away swiftly, wondering if she should just make instant ramen.

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    "Hana Morimoto where have you been?!" Hana's elder sister screamed as she walked in the small two room apartment they shared. Nattsume Morimoto, at 23 looked no older than 18. She and Hana looked just alike, except Natt-chan's hair was dark brown. "Nattsume Morimoto, where is dinner?!" Hana screamed back.
    "WHY ARE YOU RAISING YOUR VOICE?!"
    "WHY IS THERE NO FOOD?!"
    "Screw this I'm taking a bath.", Natt-chan grumbled and stomped away. "Make your own damn ramen!"
    Hana stuck out her tongue and started heating up the water for the noodles.
    Soon there was a knock at the door. "Why's the door locked? You guys are waaaay too tough to be scared of anyone." Hana sighed and opened the door, letting in her childhood friend Ryuu. "We're not tough! We're beautiful young ladies who need all the protection we can get...", she pouted.
    "Pfft. Beautiful young ladies my a**. OW! HOT WATER!!" Ryuu yanked Hana's hair as she splashed hot ramen water at his face.
    "Anyway, did you come here for something?" Hana went back to opening the ramen pack and pouring in the remaining water.
    "Oh, yeah. I heard Nao was breaking up with you today. How'd he take it?"
    "How'd he take what?" Hana looked up questioningly.
    "You know, the fact that you're a happy, emotionless monster who can take a breakup with no tears?"
    "Shut up yaoi lover."
    "I don't love yaoi!!! It was that one ACCIDENTAL TIME!!! Anyway why do YOU have terrible relationships and I have none?!"
    "Because you're ugly."

    Actually that wasn't true. Ryuu, though a yaoi lover (Ryuu:SHUT UP KISA) was a very handsome boy in the bad boy sort of sense. He'd died his hair red and pierced his ears. He was tall and muscular (but not Dragon Ball Z muscular). The girls at school only admired him from a distance, because according to his school record and all the juveniles in town, "he's never lost a fight."


    "I'm serious! You have all these relationships but they're crap! Don't you have some sort of solution for this?? Some girly magic?" Hana scoffed and ate some ramen. "What do you think I am? A relationship fairy? If I had a solution I would've used it. It just seems that I don't have much in common with the guys I date."
    Ryuu sat down on the floor and thought for a while then jumped up, startling Hana.
    "I've got it!!! Why don't we write down everything you want in a guy and we'll check out some guys who match!"
    She looked at her best friend for a little bit and shook her head.
    "Sure."
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    A few minutes later, Hana and Ryuu were sitting at the table with a notebook and pen.
    "He has to be handsome." Hana started off.
    "Got it."
    "He has to be nice."
    "Predictable." Ryuu scoffed.
    "Shut up. He has to be kind."
    "Isn't that the same as nice?"
    "Ignoring you. He also can't be a sex maniac.I wouldn't be able to handle that."
    "Pfft. What's wrong with th- WAIT YOU'VE HAD SEX BEFORE?!" Ryuu's eyes widened and his jaw dropped.
    "NO! GOSH!", Hana blushed and fiddled with her teddy bear. "Ha. Virgins."Nattsume walked by grinning. "Hi Ryuu-kun~! Tell me if my idiot baby sister starts anything bad~!" Hana looked up at her sister with a glare and went back to Ryuu. "That's it. That's all I want from a guy." "Really? You can find any guy in the city that's all of these things."
    "Oh Hana-chan~! I forgot to tell you that we're going on a double date tomorrow~! Remeber Hideki-san from my job? Well he asked me out~! Wear something cute~!"Natt-chan's evil grin grew wider. "What the? Who the hell am I supposed to go with?!" Hana cried. "Oh you're going with his little brother, he's a second year~! Isn't that nice?"
    Ryuu looked in between the two sisters and thought he could see a snow storm building.
    "Uh yeah...I'm going back home...across the hall...safe..."
    As he got up and went to the door he felt a hand on his shoulder. "Oh no Ryuu-kun...You're coming with us..." Nattsume smiled evilly. Hana's eye twitched. And so it begins...
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    Well I hope you like it so far! I'll probably make more so yeah...If you like it comment, If you don't like it comment, if you hate it comment, if you're a ***** go die~!

    NEXT TIME ON BOYFRIEND RESEARCH~!
    Hana: Well apparently I go on a date with my sister, her boyfriend, some guy I don't even know, and a yaoi lover.
    Ryuu: IT WAS THAT ONE TIME OKAY?!
    Nattsume: Says you. Now shuttup and get ready to go on a date with us! You're carrying the bags.
    Hana: Oh so that's why she wants you to go...Heehee...Yaoi bag boy...