Okay, I was thinking of posting up a review for Pirates of the Caribbean 3, but since the movie confirmed my eight year suspicion that they must be smoking something over at Disney, I decided to write this instead...
The Top 10 Reasons We Know Disney's on Crack (Or Some Other Similar Narcotic)
10. Treasure Planet - That movie just plain sucked...
9. Jafar (from Aladdin) - ...He's a dirty old man obsessed with almighty power and a 16-year old girl...
8. Cars - That movie was a family friendly NASCAR version of Doc Hollywood, or some other movie with a similar plot line...
7. Mole (from Atlantis) - A dirty little Frenchman obsessed with dirt... Where do they come up with this kinda stuff?!
6. Their unending ability to pump out new sequels
5. Kronk (from The Emperor's New Groove) - That guy's just plain gay...
4. Pocahontas II & Hunchback II - These stories were impossible, you'd have to be on crack just to find a plot, let alone publish them!
3. The Lion King (I, II & 1 1/2) - The first two; "Let's have African Safari animals perform a family friendly version of Shakesphere!" and that "1 1/2" was just plain wrong...
2. Kingdom Hearts - Seriously... Just play the game... It's great, but sometimes you have wonder what Disney was smoking to let Square-Enix get away with some of the crap that's in there... (ie, Marluxia...)
1. Pirates of the Caribbean (namely 3) - Two words, mate, Rock Crabs.
 KirikoKid · Mon Jun 18, 2007 @ 02:41pm · 1 Comments |
