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Riku's Family: Part 2, Arriving at the Family Reunion |
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*Riku, Kadaj, Jenova, Sephiroth and Sora arrive in a reception hall.*
Sora: *leans over towards Riku* Remind me again, why am I here?
Riku: To help me maintain my sanity. You haven’t met my extended family, they’re psychotic.
Sora: You’re forgetting, I did meet your uncle and “aunt” and their kids.
Riku: Oh yeah… And I’ve got eight more relatives just like them!
Sora: eek
*Hojo, slightly older and holding a half-full glass of brandy, approaches drunkenly and wraps his arm around Sora’s neck.*
Hojo: Kadaj! My boy! You sure are growing big! Did you dye your hair?
Kadaj: Uh, grandpa? *points at nose* I’m Kadaj!
*Hojo looks at Kadaj and squints, then back over at Sora.*
Hojo: Riku?
Sora: *irritated* No… I’m Sora, Riku’s best friend.
Hojo: *squints again, in Sora’s face* Ha-ha! Riku! I like your choice in friends! This one is spirited!
Reno: *12, waving hand and grinning maliciously* Grandpa! We need you help over here!
Hojo: Coming Reno m’boy!
*Hojo walks over to an area where Reno, Rude, and Elena (all of the same age group) are. When he gets there, the three kids start jumping on him.*
Sora: sweatdrop sweatdrop What just happened?
Riku: You just met my grandfather, Hojo. Be warned, he’s senile and loves brandy. The three kids are Reno, Rude and Elena; my cousins.
Sora: Well, I met Rude and Reno. Isn’t Reno the one who soaked my underwear in meat?
Riku: No, you’re thinking of the kids in Cheaper by the Dozen.
Sora: No, as I recall, he made me watch that movie with him and then attempted to steal my underwear and throw it into a pound of ground beef!
Riku: eek
Sora: He finally gave up and just dumped the hamburger on my pants.
Riku: eek eek
 KirikoKid · Thu Sep 27, 2007 @ 09:49pm · 0 Comments |
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