Riku: Sora! Kairi! My godparents are taking a bunch of us on a camping trip and they said I could invite a couple friends. Would you guys like to come along?
Kairi: Sure!
Sora: …Wait, just who is “bunch of us”…?
Riku: …My cousins.
Sora: No way! There is no way I am going in the woods with that devil-child!
Kairi: Who…?
Riku: My cousin, Reno. His favorite pastime seems to be torturing Sora…
Sora: I’m telling you! He’s a Nobody! Your “aunt” and uncle adopted Axel’s brother!
Riku: Sora…! For the last time, he is not a Nobody or a Heartless!
Kairi: Are you sure he’s not just looking for some attention?
Sora: Kairi! You don’t understand this child! To date he has; tazered me, fed me pepper gum, dumped raw meat in my lap, pushed me in a sand pit, thrown shrimp at me, used me as a human target, and after he set Riku’s “godmother” on fire, he tried to push me into him!
Kairi: *shrugs* Sounds like a pre-adolescent child begging for attention to me…
Sora: *shocked* You’re my girlfriend, can’t you at least try to be a little more empathetic towards me?
Kairi: Fine! Guess I’ll have to go by myself.
*Minutes later…*
Sora: *looking out a window in a van, annoyed* Remind me again, why am I here?
Riku: *smirks* Because when Kairi gets flirty, you can’t say no to her…
Sora: *changes to angry* Now why couldn’t I sit with her!? I don’t like that freak-child and that blond *points at Reno and Rufus (8 ), who are cuddling with Kairi in the row in front of Sora and Riku* hanging on her!
Cloud: *in the front passenger seat, turns around* Hey! Pipe down back there!
Sora: *under breath, leans over towards Riku* Hey, I’ve been meaning to ask you, why is your godmother a dude? Is he gay like your uncle?
Riku: No, he’s a friend of my dad’s, making Cloud my godmother was somewhat of a cruel joke.
*Sora nods slowly.*
 KirikoKid · Thu Sep 27, 2007 @ 09:54pm · 0 Comments |
