Jenova: Are you two ready yet?
Kadaj: Yes, Mother!
Riku: No! I'm not going!
Jenova: You'll go if I have to drag you there! You haven't seen your grandparents since the last reunion!
Riku: What's the point of even going to this family reunion anyway?! Every year its the same thing; you and dad fight then sneak off somewhere and pretend no one knows what you're doing, Vincent and Uncle Shinra get plastered at the bar, Aunt Yazoo always shoots someone and as a grand finale, Reno and Elena set Cloud on fire!
Kadaj: Yazoo only shot the caterer last year because grandpa made him drink five shots of tequila.
Riku: ...Wait, is Aunt Yazoo a man?
Kadaj: Yeah, Uncle Loz is gay, didn't you know that?
Riku: sweatdrop ...Can I at least bring Sora with so I'm not bored to death?
Jenova: ... ...If it'll get you going, yes.
Riku: YAY!! 4laugh
Kadaj: Can I-
Jenova: No.
Kadaj: But you let Riku-
Jenova: He's younger and doesn't get into as much trouble as you!
Kadaj: crying Why am I never the favorite son?!
Riku: Because you kidnap people, Mother doesn't like it!
Kadaj: WAAAHHH!!! crying crying crying
*Kadaj runs off.*
Jenova: Riku! You apologize to you brother right now!
Riku: But I was only telling the truth!
Jenova: Apologize or I won't let you invite Sora!
Sephiroth: What's going on here?
Jenova: *shoving Riku off in the direction Kadaj ran* We're having a few problems getting out the door. Could you play peacemaker with them? I need to get rid of this headache...
Sephiroth: *grins* Okay.
Jenova: You pull your Masamune on them and I'm signing those divorce papers!
Sephiroth: Damn.
 KirikoKid · Thu Sep 27, 2007 @ 09:43pm · 0 Comments |
