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The Quest For A Pet Hamster!: Part One

stare I'm really bored right now, i need something to talk to like a Garuda bird.........or a pickle. I wish i had a pet of some kind........
A random flyer hits him in the face....
stare Hmmm.... whats this? Arandom poster that hit me in the face?... It says: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE ULTIMATE PENGUIN PUPPY OR GARUDA BIRD, THEN LOOK NO MORE! WE HAVE THE BIGGEST MOST FEROCIOUS CREATURES ON THE PLANET! WE CARRY: SNAKES, FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS, CHUPICABRAS, DEADLY UNICORNS OF DEATH, FLYING MONKEYS, AND.........A HAMSTER!!!
stare Hmmm....a hamster would be better than to talk to a pickle, since pickles only speak spanish........let me read more: BUY NOW FOR ONLY 600000000 BUCKS! OR YOU CAN GET IT FREE, WE DONT REALLY CARE! SO COME IN TODAY!
stare Well i obviously should do what random posters tell me to do.......first i have to go through Death Valley, then to Candy Land of Death, and then to where ever else i may get lost at, and go to the Pet Store/ Trap that could kill me............i mst go!

What will happen if he goes! Can you beleive I ask stupid questions such as these when i obviously know the answer! Stay nearby soon here for another issue!