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Here we go. Back by psychriatric order. I'm sure I lost all my avid readers but I guess it truly doesn't matter since I am counting down the days for humanity's immolation. Anyways, this is another one.
I woke up to the ring of a cellphone. I answered it.
Me: Hello?
Nikki: Hey ******! Todays the day!
Me: The day? What day?
Nikki: My cousin is getting married. We are the few that willing to go since... Well you know.
Me: Since its a same sex marriage?
Nikki: Yeah.
Me: I just forgot why I'm going...
Nikki: Becuase I need a date REALLY badly. I dont want my cousin to think that he'll need to hook me up with one of his friends. Sides your my best friend... Do you have the gift for them.
Me: Yeah, got it for them yesterday. Give me 10 minutes to get dress.
Nikki: Ok, meet me at the coffee shop in 20 though, ok?
Me: L8ter.
So I got dressed in a tux... Top. A tux top (jacket and such), and black baggy jeans, with steel toed boots. What? I'm not the most formal guy (Especially out of my dreams.). I looked at my watch and it said I only had 10 mins, like I planned. I grabbed the gift and started out on the fire escape. I slided all the way down into the alley and ran. I made it out into the street... Lets fastforward to the coffee shop. Nikki looked phenomenal. She always did, no matter what she wore, she looked sexy.
Nikki: Good your here. Did yo bring the gift?
I hand it to her. She gave me a kind smile.
Me:... What?
Nikki: You try to seem like a complete and total a** hole but deep down you aim to please.
Me: Whatever, lets get this over with.
She gives a small laugh and takes my hand and we head over to the church. There was a huge fire truck outside. We enter and sit in the back pues. Although it was a big church, there were very few people. We sat through the long drawl as the two men looked each other in the eyes, with an evident determination to make this relationship last. I was sickened and looked down to the ground. But I was not sickened by this relationship, I was sickened by the fact that there is no such thing as love. Only the illusion..
(CRAP! I have to go. To be continued tomorrow.)
(Continueing.)
There is no such thing as love. Only the illusion of lust. Thats all.
Nikki: Hey Dasian, we have to take their picture and give them the gift.
We hurried to the altar, I fumbled with the camera but I managed to take a pretty decent picture.
Newly wed #1: Like, ok guys, we have a real special treat for you... Can you guess it?
All the guests looked at one another, completely unsure of this surprise that was held for them.
Newly wed #2: Oh tell them already.
Newly wed #1: We'll get to ride on the fire truck back to our place!!!
He jumped with glee. Most of the other guests kindly declined but some were willing for a very nice ride. Nikki's face lit up and she then looked at mine. I sighed in approval that I too would be going with her. So out we walked out to the fire truck and mounted upon the sides while the newly weds manned the driver's and passengers seats. The fire truck had the cans that strung from the back bumper and had a large banner that spelt: Just Married. The fire truck started with a huge roar and then jetted forward down the empty road. We rode for about thirty minutes before we arrived at a nice house. The kind that many would believe to be the american dream. White picket fence and all.
Newly wed #1: Now, lets party!
Everyone cheered except for me and Nikki. They charged into the house and did their partying.
Nikki: I think we had enough excitement for the day, wouldn't you agree?
I simply nod my head.
Nikki: Hey give me a second, I need to change into something a little more comfortable.
She ran into the house and a few minutes later came out wearing a black shirt, leather jacket, blue jeans, and least to say sneakers. We then departed on the journey home.
Nikki: Hey. I got a small favor to ask you.
Me: Eh?... What is it?
Nikki: Well you see... My roomate is moveing out and I cant afford that apartment by my self.
Me: I told you, that you should have gotten a cheaper place to stay. You need to manage your money more effectively.
Nikki: I know I know. But will you be willing to become roomates with me? Plllleeeeaaassssse?
I stood there and for a moment.
Me: Ok, but they're will be ground rules to go over while living with me.
Nikki: Ok, wouldnt expect any different.
She giggled and twirled around but then she was on the edge of the sidewalk. She was about to fall, I tried to catch her and I did... But I was pulled down with her. We did a semi twirl in mid fall. She layed atop of me. I could smell her sweet breath. I was about to open my mouth to say something but she stopped me.
Nikki: Sometimes you dont have to say anything at all.
With that she moved in... Then I woke up.
 Langendorfer · Mon Jul 21, 2008 @ 03:03am · 0 Comments |
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