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Special (Late) Valentine's Day Interview |
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*Episode Intro* Kiriko: Okay, I apologize folks, but my Valentine's Day special came out a little late... Demyx was holding the tape hostage.... sweatdrop Anyway, I hope you will enjoy my newest interview!
(Guests: Axel, Roxas, Penelo, Demyx, Sora, Selphie)
Kiriko: So, Axel, Roxas. Is it true you two are an item?
Axel: (simultaneously) Yes.
Roxas: (simultaneously) No!
Axel: (nearly crying) crying Roxas! What’re you talking about?! What about all those walks in the park? The moonlit dinners? The…
Roxas: eek You said we were just friends!
Kiriko: Oh, crap… Can we get Ansem the Wise over here to de-brainwash Roxas?
Penelo: (appears to be an asistant, off to the side) Sorry, Miss Asakura, Ansem the Wise is dead.
Kiriko: (looks over at Axel and Roxas, then at Penelo, whispering) So is Axel, but I’m sitting next to him!
*Penelo shrugs.*
Kiriko: What about Aki Ross or Dr. Sid?
Penelo: Their specialty is biologics, they don’t to brainwashings.
Kiriko: Lucrecia?
Penelo: (checks papers) …In stasis. Seems a “Vincent Valentine” is on that one.
Kiriko: Is there anyone else?
Penelo: (looks through papers) … … … …Hojo.
Kiriko: sweatdrop Is there anyone else?
Penelo: …Nope. I’m afraid he’s it…
Kiriko: Well, I guess we gotta do what we gotta do…
Roxas: Huh?
An hour later…
Roxas: …If you ever do anything like that to me again, I’ll sue.
Kiriko: Hopefully next time we’ll have some other choice than Hojo… Anyway, back to the interview, are you two an item?
Axel & Roxas: Yes.
Kiriko: Okay, now, how did the two of you come to join the Organization?
Roxas: I don’t know… Xemnas just asked me, and when I refused, he sic a bunch of Heartless after me. Several times. I finally just gave up and said yes.
Kiriko: Okay, and you, Axel?
Axel: Actually, its kind of a weird story… You see, Demyx and I knew each other before we joined the Organization. We were out on the town one night and Xemnas approached us. He and Demyx seemed to know each other, and anyway, Xemnas started talking abou-
*A hand suddenly slaps onto Axel’s mouth from behind.*
Demyx: Don’t you dare tell anyone about that!! That’s classified information!
Kiriko: Demyx! You’re supposed to be at the soundboard!
Demyx: (turns to Kiriko with his hand still on Axel’s mouth) Shinra’s covering for me.
*Kiriko nods.*
Axel: (pulls Demyx’s hand off of his mouth) What do you mean “classified”? Everybody knows about it! Even Sora knows!
Demyx: (blushing) How does Sora know that?!
Roxas: (sweat-drops) I, uh, sorta mentioned it to him…
Demyx: How do you “sorta” mention something like that?!
Roxas: Well, it’s hard keeping stuff from someone you’re half of…
Kiriko: What are guys talking about?!
Axel: Demyx is…
Demyx: Classified information!
Kiriko: Huh?
Roxas: Demyx is the…
Demyx: Classified information!
Kiriko: Demyx! Pipe down, will ya?!
Sora: (is suddenly on stage) You’re talking about how Demyx is Xemnas’ sex slave, right?
Demyx: (expression of perpetual doom) gonk gonk gonk NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Axel: Oh, c’mon! You know you enjoy it!
Kiriko: (turns to Sora) Seriously! How do you keep getting into my studio?!
Sora: Well, I can unlock anything. And I owe Demyx some munny. (looks over at Demyx, who seems to still be crying) I think I owe him interest now…
Kiriko: Okay, so-
Selphie: (looks out from behind the camera) Wait, Demyx! You told me that Xemnas was with Larxene, and that’s why he rejected me!
Roxas: Wait, I thought Larxene was with Marluxia.
Axel: No, Marluxia’s with Zexion.
Demyx: Actually, they’re a threesome.
Sora: (sweat-drops) What are you guys; an organization, or a strip club?!
Roxas: We’re exactly what our name implies, but you know, twelve guys and one girl living under one roof, and when you already know that some of the guys are gay… Things can get a little kinky.
Sora: sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
 KirikoKid · Sun Feb 18, 2007 @ 01:29am · 0 Comments |
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